Here is my grandson who just turned one. He is officially a rug rat now and is on the move.

frozen fresh

Well the top package was frozen solid and is that an 05 changed to 08 and the bottom pack was thawed or had never been frozen?

Frost bitten venision

Well my bruddah Kevin went north to hunt the evasive white tail deer and was successful getting a barely legal buck (3" horns) (as long as a bic lighter +) and then handed out last years freezer burnt deer steaks to his older bro.....what a guy

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nothing to see here move along watch yer eye ballz

Well Kevie always wanted to be a country star, and she is putting her best foot forward here at a local radio show she gets some recognition

missing lawn sign?

Well I inspected our lawn sign at 2:30 am and there it was but when we awoke at 8am the sign had been absconded. They did not take the nabes says Arial. We proceed to vote that morn and I mention to the nabes who were also at the polls that sunny morn that my sign went amiss. They mention that their lawn was indeed missing as well but acquired a replacement prior to their voting. We decided we would do likewise expos facto. When we arrived at campaign headquarters they were all out of lawn signs as I explained to anyone who would listen to my case. I saw a fellow coming downstairs with a slightly smaller sign and inquired if they had any more? He did not know so I just went up to the hive myself and grabbed 2 off the table and tried to escape before they had me knocking on doors or God forbid do telemarketing. Did I want doughnuts and/ or coffee they asked? I ran out of there with my new signs, one for the dashboard and the other in the front window of the house

Stolen lawn sign

werdz of wisdum

all b bahk....ahnuld