missing lawn sign?

Well I inspected our lawn sign at 2:30 am and there it was but when we awoke at 8am the sign had been absconded. They did not take the nabes says Arial. We proceed to vote that morn and I mention to the nabes who were also at the polls that sunny morn that my sign went amiss. They mention that their lawn was indeed missing as well but acquired a replacement prior to their voting. We decided we would do likewise expos facto. When we arrived at campaign headquarters they were all out of lawn signs as I explained to anyone who would listen to my case. I saw a fellow coming downstairs with a slightly smaller sign and inquired if they had any more? He did not know so I just went up to the hive myself and grabbed 2 off the table and tried to escape before they had me knocking on doors or God forbid do telemarketing. Did I want doughnuts and/ or coffee they asked? I ran out of there with my new signs, one for the dashboard and the other in the front window of the house