Frost bitten venision

Well my bruddah Kevin went north to hunt the evasive white tail deer and was successful getting a barely legal buck (3" horns) (as long as a bic lighter +) and then handed out last years freezer burnt deer steaks to his older bro.....what a guy

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nothing to see here move along watch yer eye ballz

Well Kevie always wanted to be a country star, and she is putting her best foot forward here at a local radio show she gets some recognition

missing lawn sign?

Well I inspected our lawn sign at 2:30 am and there it was but when we awoke at 8am the sign had been absconded. They did not take the nabes says Arial. We proceed to vote that morn and I mention to the nabes who were also at the polls that sunny morn that my sign went amiss. They mention that their lawn was indeed missing as well but acquired a replacement prior to their voting. We decided we would do likewise expos facto. When we arrived at campaign headquarters they were all out of lawn signs as I explained to anyone who would listen to my case. I saw a fellow coming downstairs with a slightly smaller sign and inquired if they had any more? He did not know so I just went up to the hive myself and grabbed 2 off the table and tried to escape before they had me knocking on doors or God forbid do telemarketing. Did I want doughnuts and/ or coffee they asked? I ran out of there with my new signs, one for the dashboard and the other in the front window of the house

Stolen lawn sign